Pachira's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[AstroFlyer]

Wow!

This is one of the best flash games EVER! If it was your first, then well, I can only say you are a game-making GOD... The music sounded like Ridge Racer! Brilliant and smooth animation, great pictures and graphics. You don't need good artwork on something like this. Did you make at it 50 fps?

[Kill Chris Crocker]

Excellent

Apart from the screaming (minus one) that was excellent. Chris Crocker must DIEEE! And so should all gay people! (And M-Bot, whom I will set up a hate speech thing if he deletes just ONE MORE REVIEW... ESPECIALLY this one. GAY PEOPLE MUST DIEEEEEEE! ALL OF THEM! KILL ALL GAYS!)

JohnnySkul responds:

Haha a bit extreme. Let people be who they are ya know? But there there flammers then yeah... I don't care for them.

[Shooter Engine TactiX v1A]

A bit extreme!

I played easy mode and it was TOO HARD! Then I played Hard mode and it was BONKERS! Try making it easy for next time, but I liked the whole bonkers hardcore feeling to it.

[Chainsaw the Children]

It's OK

Try making there be better music and more BLOOD AND GUTS!!!!! AND A RED SKY!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Kill Windows 3.1]

Terrible.

This Windows parody is, to put it simply, rubbish. You said it was suitable for anyone! It has many occurrences of the F word in it. Moreover, it took too long to open anything up, and the use of 'lick my cock' seems not at all suitable for all audiences. I suggest you seriously reconsider what to include in a Windows parody.