Pachira's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Game & Watch: God of War]

Errr...

For some reason, I can only press the Left button, so I can't really do anything. Sorry.

Holmfry responds:

Hey man! Reload the game, wait until the load bar finishes and "Play" displays completely before you press it and you should be good to go. If you press Play too quickly (i.e. before the little load bar animation is complete), it hangs for some reason.

This is a known issue I'm looking into.

[In Utero]

Wow.

Good, good. Very hard, but great. I love the way it's like R-type. The fetus at the end was cool.

Only thing is, it was a bit too supreme for my computer. (Yes, my computer's old.) The game went slow at some bits.

FetusFulp responds:

i didn't know what R-Type was until i looked it up on Wikipedia. i lol'd at the screenshot. it looks pretty uncannily similar :P http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rty pedoppelganger.png

the lag isn't entirely your computer's fault. my engine isn't that great. it gets the job done, just not very efficiently.

[MindFeed]

Loved it!

The sound was really tense. I loved the way that everything stopped abruptly when the score came up. It was 15. But I still give you a 10 because I loved the way the computer was lind of talking to you as if it was a sinister professor (hint: look up Malcom Betruger). Congratulations. This submission is one of the best I've ever seen.

K-Guare responds:

One of the best you've ever seen? Really?
Wow, that truly means a lot, i wouldn't nearly say
it's one of the best submissions most people have seen, but,
i'm really glad you liked it :]

[Tetris.]

You really can't do this.

Remaking Tetris has been done so many times. And making Up the rotate button is just wrong. I think that's the worst offence. Try something original next time.

RobertClock responds:

kill yourself

[Kill Chris Crocker]

Excellent

Apart from the screaming (minus one) that was excellent. Chris Crocker must DIEEE! And so should all gay people! (And M-Bot, whom I will set up a hate speech thing if he deletes just ONE MORE REVIEW... ESPECIALLY this one. GAY PEOPLE MUST DIEEEEEEE! ALL OF THEM! KILL ALL GAYS!)

JohnnySkul responds:

Haha a bit extreme. Let people be who they are ya know? But there there flammers then yeah... I don't care for them.